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拜见婆婆大人Ⅱ

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王峥,王春妹,杨婧琳,唐凯林,邢琪琦,郝婷婷
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2011-04-30
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清明节,齐家祭祀珍玉的父亲的豫亲王,杰西卡发现豫亲王和家诚几乎长得一模一样。随后的午饭上,珍玉想起自己的父亲嚎啕大哭,不明事理的杰西卡讲了一个笑话,逗得珍玉哭不能哭笑不能笑。 碧琴要去拜见孔明的母亲,珍玉交代碧琴一定要有心理准备,婆婆一定会给她一个下马威。谁知,碧琴到了孔家,被婆婆奉为上宾,婆婆不仅准备了丰盛的满汉全席招待她,还对她极尽讨好之能事,弄得碧琴浑身不自在。  家诚积极投身家族事业,对杰西卡疏于看管,杰西卡突发奇想开一家英伦时装店。开业当天,娉婷,家诚,碧琴等人都收到杰西卡的请柬。杰西卡还把齐家的佣人编成了一个时装队,来了一场时装秀。开业当天,杰西卡的父亲sam也从英国赶来,由于齐家无人,他一路走到了齐家的后院,正巧珍玉正在唱戏,两人打了个尴尬的照面。  杰西卡和家诚一路争吵回到齐家,愕然发现珍玉和sam正端坐在客厅。杰西卡把sam介绍给众人,sam向珍玉行了吻手礼。Sam问杰西卡和家诚为何争吵,杰西卡翔实道来,珍玉首先表明了自己的态度,她反对杰西卡开店,认为这样会丢齐家的脸,并且希望sam同意自己的意见。谁知,sam却在大庭广众之下站在了女儿的一边,并且夸奖她有理想,有抱负。珍玉十分生气,告诉家诚说,家里又来了个添堵的。  英伦时装店的生意不好,家诚劝杰西卡回家算了,倔强的杰西卡却要坚持下去。Sam给杰西卡出了主意,杰西卡大力做广告,发传单,果然英伦时装店的生意节节攀升。家诚以为时装店即将倒闭,让珍玉去把杰西卡请回来,哪知时装店门庭若市,两人连下脚的地方都没有。家诚看不惯杰西卡用嘴给男顾客咬线头,情急之下先把杰西卡手上的针头砸伤,又被熨斗烫伤。  珍玉动怒,给杰西卡下了最后通牒,要她关了时装店。  娉婷陪珍玉在花园散心,听珍玉说起家诚受伤的事,不由得有些心疼。两人又见sam扮成大肚婆的样子在花园散步,不由得被雷倒。Sam说自己在体会女人怀孕八个月时的感受,还说出了男人要是也能生孩子之类的言论。Sam向珍玉传递西方的进步思想,希望珍玉能宽容对待杰西卡,但珍玉哪里能接受,两人不欢而散。  娉婷见家诚吃饭用手不方便,忙自己喂他。珍玉偶然看见,不由得又动了心思。  碧琴买了大包小包的礼物去看望自己的婆婆,谁知在路上扭伤了脚。来到孔家,孔目殷勤地给她按摩揉捏,好似一个丫鬟,这一幕正好被回家的孔明见到,以为碧琴耍小姐性子,和碧琴大吵一架。  珍玉以兄妹同时拜堂反冲为由,要推后家诚和杰西卡的婚事,碧琴因为和孔明闹别扭,也要求把自己的婚事一并往后推。孔明问碧琴什么意思,碧琴说自己不了解孔明,孔明也不了解她。  家诚知道母亲又想阻挠自己和杰西卡成亲,于是让杰西卡去讨好珍玉。他说过几天就是珍玉的生日,拿出一串翡翠项链让杰西卡送给珍玉当生日礼物。杰西卡走到门口,谁知娉婷捷足先登,拿出一串更大更名贵的翡翠项链送给了珍玉,珍玉高兴得合不拢嘴。  杰西卡拿回了项链,逼问家诚珍玉为什么从来不过生日,家诚只好说出实情,原来珍玉的生日和家诚父亲的忌日在同一天,而家诚父亲还死在了妓院里,这些年珍玉一直耿耿于怀,想不通自己为什么会输给一个妓女。杰西卡计划送给珍玉一个特别的礼物。  杰西卡把自己和珍玉打扮成了男人的模样去逛妓院,珍玉终于见到了自己当年的情敌红绿,红绿现在已是徐娘半老,珍玉一怒之下和红绿大打出手。齐府之中众人不见玉和杰西卡急的团团转,半夜,两人披头散发,脸上带伤的回来了。  家诚对杰西卡一顿臭骂,怪她让母亲受伤,但杰西卡说那老鸨伤得更重,珍玉好似一只母老虎。  珍玉经此一役,吃得香睡得着,似乎心情大好。但报上登出了珍玉打架的照片,又让珍玉恨上了杰西卡。Sam听说了杰西卡带珍玉逛妓院的事情,大赞女儿做事有创意,sam提出一家人去郊游,补救杰西卡犯下的过错,谁知珍玉一口答应。  郊外,碧琴独自钓鱼,孔明用sam交给他的戏法变出了一朵玫瑰花送给碧琴,两人总算重归于好。家诚,杰西卡,娉婷三人散步,家诚被两人女人夹在中间,左右为难。另一边,sam陪珍玉骑马,两人又聊起了满清政府的话题惹得珍玉不高兴,珍玉纵马而去,sam赶忙陪伴,谁知珍玉坠马,摔了腿,sam只能背起了珍玉,突然天降大雨,两人只好到附近的破庙躲雨。众人不见了珍玉和sam,只能冒雨寻找,娉婷和家诚不小心和众人走散了。  Sam在破庙又唱起了那首《叫我如何不想她》,珍玉这时才知道了sam作为一个游子的心情,聊起当初为什么要离开祖国,sam说是因为当时清政府在通缉他,珍玉再往下问,才发现sam就是当年火烧王府的人,珍玉激动之下晕厥过去。这时,家诚和娉婷也赶到了破庙。  珍玉醒了,让人把sam和杰西卡再次赶出了齐府,受此刺激,珍玉有些魔障了,她把家诚当成了自己的父亲,不断诉说着自己的愧疚,差点让仇人的女儿当了齐家的儿媳妇儿。众人聚集在杰西卡的英伦时装店,sam说出了当年的真相,原来火烧王府的并不是他,而是豫亲王自己,因为他不忍看着自己的国家一步一步走向毁灭。众人都了解珍玉的性格,认为她不会相信sam的说辞,就在这时,杰西卡想出了一个主意,就是把当年的真相再重现一遍。  众人布了一个局,让珍玉以为自己是在二十五年前醒来的,碧琴扮演她的妹妹珍珠,杰西卡更是演起了慈禧太后,孔明家诚扮演太监。众人情景再现,珍玉和珍珠进宫陪慈禧太后说话,说到晚上,回到王府,家诚出演自己的外公豫亲王,一把火烧了书房。  第二天,珍玉醒来,她以为自己做了一个梦,从梦的启发中她终于明白王府也许真的是她的父亲烧的。珍玉再次接纳了杰西卡,四人拜堂,杰西卡终于正式成为了珍玉的儿媳妇儿。
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简介:Voice 1 (male professional announcer type) This neighborhood(1) was made for the wretched dignity of the petty bourgeoisie, for respectable occupations and intellectual tourism. The sedentary population of the upper floors was sheltered from the influences of the street. This neighborhood has remained the same. It was the strange setting of our story, where a systematic questioning of all the diversions and works of a society, a total critique of its idea of happiness, was expressed in acts.  These people also scorned subjective profundity. They were interested in nothing but an adequate and concrete expression of themselves.  Voice 2 (Debord, monotone) Human beings are not fully conscious of their real life - usually groping in the dark; overwhelmed by the consequences of their acts; at every moment groups and individuals find themselves confronted with results they have not wished.  Voice 1 They said that oblivion was their ruling passion. They wanted to reinvent everything each day; to become the masters and possessors of their own lives.  Just as one does not judge a man according to the conception he has of himself, one cannot judge such periods of transition according to their own consciousness; on the contrary, one must explain the consciousness through the contradictions of material life, through the conflict between social conditions and the forces of social production.  The progress achieved in the domination of nature was not yet matched by a corresponding liberation of everyday life. Youth passed away among the various controls of resignation.  Our camera has captured for you a few aspects of a provisional microsociety.  The knowledge of empirical facts remains abstract and superficial as long as it is not concretized by its integration into the whole ” which alone permits the supersession of partial and abstract problems so as to arrive at their concrete essence, and implicitly at their meaning.  This group was on the margins of the economy. It tended toward a role of pure consumption, and first of all the free consumption of its time. It thus found itself directly engaged in qualitative variations of everyday life but deprived of any means to intervene in them.  The group ranged over a very small area. The same times brought them back to the same places. No one went to bed early. Discussion on the meaning of all this continued...  Voice 2 Our life is a journey ” In the winter and the night. ” We seek our passage...�  Voice 1 The abandoned literature nevertheless exerted a delaying action on new affective formulations.  Voice 2 There was the fatigue and the cold of the morning in this much-traversed labyrinth, like an enigma that we had to resolve. It was a looking-glass reality through which we had to discover the potential richness of reality.  On the bank of the river evening began once again; and caresses; and the importance of a world without importance. Just as the eyes have a blurred vision of many things and can see only one clearly, so the will can strive only incompletely toward diverse objects and can completely love only one at a time.  Voice 3 (young girl) No one counted on the future. It would never be possible to be together later, or anywhere else. There would never be a greater freedom.  Voice 1 The refusal of time and of growing old automatically limited encounters in this narrow, contingent zone, where what was lacking was felt as irreparable. The extreme precariousness of the means of getting by without working was at the root of this impatience which made excesses necessary and breaks definitive.  Voice 2 One never really contests an organization of existence without contesting all of that organization's forms of language.  Voice 1 When freedom is practiced in a closed circle, it fades into a dream, becomes a mere representation of itself. The ambiance of play is by nature unstable. At any moment ordinary life� can prevail once again. The geographical limitation of play is even more striking than its temporal limitation. Any game takes place within the contours of its spatial domain. Around the neighborhood, around its fleeting and threatened immobility, stretched a half-known city where people met only by chance, losing their way forever.  The girls who found their way there, because they were legally under the control of their families until the age of eighteen, were often recaptured by the defenders of that detestable institution. They were generally confined under the guard of those creatures who among all the bad products of a bad society are the most ugly and repugnant nuns.  What usually makes documentaries so easy to understand is the arbitrary limitation of their subject matter. They describe the atomization of social functions and the isolation of their products. One can, in contrast, envisage the entire complexity of a moment which is not resolved into a work, a moment whose movement indissolubly contains facts and values and whose meaning does not yet appear. The subject matter of the documentary would then be this confused totality.  Voice 2 The era had arrived at a level of knowledge and technical means that made possible, and increasingly necessary, a direct construction of all aspects of a liberated affective and practical existence. The appearance of these superior means of action, still unused because of the delays in the project of liquidating the commodity economy, had already condemned aesthetic activity, whose ambitions and powers were both outdated. The decay of art and of all the values of former mores had formed our sociological background. The ruling class's monopoly over the instruments we needed to control in order to realize the collective art of our time had excluded us from a cultural production officially devoted to illustrating and repeating the past. An art film on this generation can only be a film on its absence of real creations.  Everyone unthinkingly followed the paths learned once and for all, to their work and their home, to their predictable future. For them duty had already become a habit, and habit a duty. They did not see the deficiency of their city. They thought the deficiency of their life was natural. We wanted to break out of this conditioning, in quest of another use of the urban landscape, in quest of new passions. The atmosphere of a few places gave us intimations of the future powers of an architecture it would be necessary to create to be the support and framework for less mediocre games. We could expect nothing of anything we had not ourselves altered. The urban environment proclaimed the orders and tastes of the ruling society just as violently as the newspapers. It is man who makes the unity of the world, but man has extended himself everywhere. People can see nothing around them that is not their own image; everything speaks to them of themselves. Their very landscape is alive. There were obstacles everywhere. There was a cohesion in the obstacles of all types. They maintained the coherent reign of poverty. Everything being connected, it was necessary to change everything by a unitary struggle, or nothing. It was necessary to link up with the masses, but we were surrounded by sleep.  Voice 3 The dictatorship of the proletariat is a desperate struggle, bloody and bloodless, violent and peaceful, military and economic, educational and administrative, against the forces and traditions of the old world.  Voice 1 In this country it is once again the men of order who have rebelled. They have reinforced their power. They have been able to aggravate the grotesqueness of the ruling conditions according to their will. They have embellished their system with the funereal ceremonies of the past.  Voice 2 Years, like a single instant prolonged to this point, come to an end.  Voice 1 What was directly lived reappears frozen in the distance, fit into the tastes and illusions of an era, carried away with it.  Voice 2 The appearance of events that we have not made, that others have made against us, now obliges us to be aware of the passage of time, its results, the transformation of our own desires into events. What differentiates the past from the present is precisely its out-of-reach objectivity; there is no more should-be; being is so consumed that it has ceased to exist. The details are already lost in the dust of time. Who was afraid of life, afraid of the night, afraid of being taken, afraid of being kept  Voice 3 What should be abolished continues, and we continue to wear away with it. We are engulfed. We are separated. The years pass and we haven't changed anything.  Voice 2 Once again morning in the same streets. Once again the fatigue of so many similarly passed nights. It is a walk that has lasted a long time.  Voice 1 Really hard to drink more.  Voice 2 Of course one might make a film of it. But even if such a film succeeds in being as fundamentally disconnected and unsatisfying as the reality it deals with, it will never be more than a re-creation ” poor and false like this botched traveling shot.  Voice 3 There are now people who pride themselves on being authors of films, as others were authors of novels. They are even more backward than the novelists because they are unaware of the decomposition and exhaustion of individual expression in our time, ignorant of the end of the arts of passivity. They are praised for their sincerity since they dramatize, with more personal depth, the conventions of which their life consists. There is talk of the liberation of the cinema. But what does it matter to us if one more art is liberated through which Tom, Dick or Harry can joyously express their slavish sentiments The only interesting venture is the liberation of everyday life, not only in the perspectives of history but for us and right away. This entails the withering away of alienated forms of communication. The cinema, too, has to be destroyed.  Voice 2 In the final analysis, stars are created by the need we have for them, and not by their talent or lack of talent or even by the film industry or advertising. Miserable need, dismal, anonymous life that would like to expand itself to the dimensions of cinema life. The imaginary life on the screen is the product of this real need. The star is the projection of this need.  The images of the advertisements during the intermissions are more suited than any others for evoking an intermission of life.  To really describe this era it would no doubt be necessary to show many other things. But what would be the point  Better to grasp the totality of what has been done and what remains to be done than to add more ruins to the old world of the spectacle and of memories.  1. This film, which evokes the lettrist experiences at the origin of the situationist movement, opens with shots of the Paris district frequented by the lettrists in the early 1950s.
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